Leo: You secretly hate women’s clothes.
And there’s never any pockets.
You love being in a relationship, because you get to steal your boyfriend’s hoodies.
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And theres nothing wrong with being the complete opposite or anything in between.
Aries: March 21st April 19th
You still havent figured out how to walk in heels.
Or you just saythe hell with itand wear flats.
Taurus: April 20th May 20th
You hate shopping.
You dont find looking through shoes and trying on bathing suits any fun.
Nothing ever fits right and it only makes you feel horrible about yourself.
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Its definitely not therapeutic for you.
Cancer: June 21st July 22nd
You havent mastered the art of the selfie.
Whenever you take a picture of yourself, it doesnt come out the way you want it to.
And theres never any pockets.
You love being in a relationship, because you get to steal your boyfriends hoodies.
Virgo: August 23rd September 22nd
Your nail polish is always chipped.Always.
Libra: September 23rd October 22nd
All of those romantic comedies that everyone supposedly loves?
You havent seen any of them.
And you dont really want to see them, either.
Scorpio: October 23rd November 21st
Honestly, you dont really like the taste of wine.
You would rather sip from a can than from some fancy stemmed glass.
Sagittarius: November 22nd December 21st
You hate wearing bras.
The second you come home, the second its acceptable for you to get naked, you do so.
You hate feeling so confined.
Capricorn: December 22nd January 19th
Shaving is your least favorite activity.
You wear dresses a lot, but you dont do it to look nice.
You only wear them because theyre easier.
When you wear a dress, you dont have to find a pair of pants to match.
Youre ready to go.
