While Rings of Power may not be full of hot guys, these other fantasy TV shows definitely are.
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Updated 8 months ago,September 10, 2024
Heres my problem withThe Rings of Power.
There is just not enough trade on this show.
The Witcher / True Blood
Not one man has inspired me to turn to my boyfriend and say, It is he.
He is my hall pass.
Every fantasy show should have at least one hall pass!
My fantasy man needs to serve Aries energy at all times.
Thus,The Rings of Powermale cast is simply not it for me in terms of snackability.
I can guarantee that there are multiple hall passes in each of these shows.
Netflix
OverallShadow and Bonesnackability rating:4 out of 10.
(As you will see, other shows have a wider selection of snacks.)
(Because hell murder you afterwards.)
Amazon Prime Video
OverallWheel of Timesnackability rating:6 out of 10.
Would be higher if it didnt involve certain death.
His characters still an ass, but who said you have totalkto your hall passes?
HBO
OverallHouse of the Dragonsnackability rating:7 out of 10.
Why we like them (besides the obvious): Im just as confused as you are.
Jeff Goldblum, despite being in his 70s, can get it?
Netflix
This man has more rizz than all 46 of our pre-2024 presidents combined.
Meanwhile, Dionysus is giving Queer King energy, and Daddy Orpheus is giving middle-aged Shawn Mendes.
OverallKaossnackability rating:5 out of 10, because Im still confused.
Amazon Prime Video
On the other hand, his characters brother, a.k.a.
OverallMy Lady Janesnackability rating:8 out of 10.
Oh, and Istredds hypnotic eyes, I die.
Netflix
OverallWitchersnackability rating:5.5 out of 10, on account of not having more Istredd.
All of this has combined to makeTrue Bloodthe most snackable fantasy TV show in history.
OverallTrue Bloodsnackability rating:10 out of 10.
HBO
