So, lets discuss our favorite wisecracking exchanges.
Did your parents send you to the school of snobbery?
Alex calls Henry the worlds rudest person; Henry calls Alex the worlds most irritating person.

Alex and Henry in ‘Red, White & Royal Blue’ | Prime Video
Oh… isnt the love just oozing from their pores?
Your majesty is reserved for the king.
The way they argue is like an old married couple; theres so much tension.

My NDA is bigger than yours.
While on a little image-bolstering press trip, Alex and Henry are forced to make nice.
Alexs mother needs this for her campaign.
She cant have a bad relationship with England marring her reputation preceding the election.
I want you to know that in a quite cheeky double-entendre alluding to something far from legal documentation.
Henry replies, Youre wearing lifts.
And soon enough, not even the monarchy will be able to rain on your gay parade.
Alex and Henry have an unquenchable need to one-up each other.
Why do you dislike me?
Henry asks Alex, Why do you dislike me?
He remembers Henry turning to his equerry and uttering, Get me out of here.
Henry admits he could have been nicer and asks for more reasons, to which Alex comes up dry.
Their relationship begins to transform, and, with the past understood and contextualized, they can move forward.
They can fall in love.
Sassy retorts and frustration give way to playful teasing and flirtation.
What do you have against color?
Theres still some resentment there…just a healthy sprinkling.
Its still spunky, but more schmaltzy.
Its a polaroid moment.