Let’s celebrate the wildest moments of Netflix’s Elite!
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Updated 9 months ago,August 7, 2024
Another day, another life cut short.
Is the world we must live in nay, that our children must live in?
Elite / Netflix
How can their school, Las Encinas, afford an internationally-acclaimed DJ every time theres a midterm exam?
Elitejust simply wouldnt beElitewithout these traits that make it so special.
Ultimately, this is a show that revels in melodramatic absurdity.
So, what better way to eulogize it than by remembering its most unhinged moments?
Here are the top six.
If not, then you might be missing out.
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This all culminates with a massive pansexual orgy in which Las Encinas students teenagers!
are encouraged to associate with rich Alumni donors.
But like, in the butt.
This, somehow, does not result in the school being immediately shut down.
Thats par for the course onElite.
No one at this orgy thinks that this weird lonely crying dude is killing the vibes?
But then he went and slept with a straight guy and his straight dad.
She even has a great crying scene in Season 7 ofElite.
But at what cost?
(In what world will drugs make that conversation better?)
Then she hallucinates and believes him to be his dad, the deceased bisexual soccer star Cruz Carvalho.
(How strong are these drugs?)
Was this the first-ever TV scene written by AI?
#1!!!
However, the result ends up being doubly dramatic because oops, Nadias brother Omar also touches the purse.
Then he touches Nadias boyfriends crotch.
Then he touches Nadias boyfriends crotch … with his face.
What follows is the slap heard around the world.
IfEliteever deserved an Emmy, it was for this scene.
