SCORPIO - Watching too much television, making too much of a mess, expecting to be mothered.
Taurus
Wearing the same outfit every single day, skipping showers, neglecting to comb your beard.
Gemini
Fawning over celebrities, having female friends, talking about your exes too much.
Milly Cope
Cancer
Changing plans at the last second, inviting along unwanted guests, making everything about you.
Leo
Talking back to them, teasing them, embarrassing them in front of friends.
Virgo
Correcting them, challenging them, making them feel stupid.
Scorpio
Watching too much television, making too much of a mess, expecting to be mothered.
Sagittarius
Being too blunt, being too impulsive, not giving a fuck about anything or anyone.
Capricorn
Bragging about how you hate reading, watching trash television, speaking in slang.
Aquarius
Spending too much money, drinking too much, smoking too much.
Pisces
Acting antisocial, waking up at noon, regularly missing work.
