Not everyone can be Rose Dewitt Bukater.
Sometimes we’re the door.
And not just because she has the best wardrobe, jewelry, and hot man thirsting after her?
Titanic / Paramount Pictures
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Aries
Youre Molly Brown (Kathy Bates).
Youre the character based on the real-life Unsinkable Molly Brown.
She was a philanthropist, a suffragette, and an all-around badass in real life.
And Kathy Bates no-nonsense portrayal in the movie is perfect Aries energy.
Taurus
Youre Captain Smith (Bernard Hill).
Youre stubborn and kind-hearted enough to go down with the ship.
Kathy Bates in ‘Titanic’
However, youre still standing in the control room as the water fills around you.
Gemini
Youre Cal Hockley (Billy Zane).
Cal Hockley isnt exactly a villain at least not in the beginning.
Bernard Brown in ‘Titanic’
Hes just a guy who has the hots for a pretty (and rich) woman.
Now grab a random baby and get on that lifeboat.
Cancer
Youre Jack Dawson (Leonardo DiCaprio).
Billy Zane in ‘Titanic’
Jacks the quintessential diehard romantic.
And die hard, he does.
Youre definitely the zodiac sign who would sacrifice themselves rather than let their lady love die.
Leonardo DiCaprio in ‘Titanic’
you’re free to be happy with your decision at the bottom of the ocean.
Leo
Youre Thomas Andrews (Victor Garber).
Imagine being the builder of the worlds largest passenger ship.
Victor Garber in ‘Titanic’
All the attention that would get you while onboard?
(Never mind the aftermath.)
Virgo
Youre the first violinist who decides to go down with the ship.
Violinist in ‘Titanic’
You care about doing your job and doing it right.
And if that means serenading a ship of doomed soulsand the few wholl survivethen so be it.
Youll do your job right into the icy depths.
Violinist in ‘Titanic’
Libra
Youre the last violinist who agreed to stay aboard.
Rose has a secret relationship with Jack.
How very Scorpio of her!
Kate Winslet in ‘Titanic’
Sagittarius
Youre Fabrizio (Danny Nucci).
Youre always down for the adventure, even if it has the potential to go south.
Capricorn
Youre Ruth Dewitt Bukater (Frances Fisher).
Danny Nucci in ‘Titanic’
(At least you’re able to rock an interesting hat.)
Aquarius
Youre the door.
Pisces
Youre the elderly couple embracing as water rushes under their bed.
Frances Fisher in ‘Titanic’
Yes, both of them.
That single, short moment in the movie made some of us cry more than anything else.
And if you must go, you might as well make it as tragic and dramatic as possible.
‘Titanic’ door
‘Titanic’ Elderly Couple
