He knows things about me that I didn’t even know about myself.
And if youre a woman, its honestly so relatable.
She takes everyones make up off, provides water and makes sure everyone is home.
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- They bring a staggering amount of toiletries.
I am speaking masses and masses.
Shelves, bags and even the floor were littered with numerous bottles.
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Apparently some of our beauty secrets are a little confusing to people who have never heard of them before.
Like glorified duct tape
- Also, there were these weird flower shaped things on the table.
Found out these things are actually stuck on girls nipples.
Found these on the kitchen table.
no Robbie you cant go for a shower we need the mirror!!!!!!
Girls all share clothes like one big free for all??
The night out doesnt end when they get in.
These girls just got so hungry when they came back it was mad.
What can we say?
When girls are close, wereclose.
Girls spoon each other.
Girls literally rip apart every text a guy sends them.
Girls sniff their armpits to see if they smell.
nah not too bad
Okay so maybe this is 100% me.
- So every night these girls gave me a time we were all heading out.
The others seem useless.
I became the pill reminder.
ALWAYS REMEMBER TO PUT PRIMER ON before you dive in YOUR MAKE UP.
Outfit changes will happen boys.
Do yourself a favour and go to sleep.
Think she is finally done because she is on her third outfit?
- should I wear pants in this?
This is so relatable IT HURTS.
- Girls have two make up bags.
you look really nice in that fuck off Robbie
Hairgrips everywhere you look.
There will be hair.
Wake girls up in the morning at your own peril.
