Despite the world almost always going to shit, you still remain impressively optimistic.

Strangely enough, despite this, you also have abandonment issues.

You blame yourself for your parents divorce, and are very afraid of losing your dad.

rick and morty zodiac signs

Rick and Morty

You solve your problems by drowning yourself in bottles of wine.

Morty

Anyone who has you in their life hopefully knows how lucky they are to have you.

Youre reliable and kind, which makes you the perfect partner, friend, and colleague.

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On the down side, yourereallyimpressionable.

you better believe in yourself and your own brand of know-how.

Such as trying to get dumb teenagers to pay attention in Math class.

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Youre more brainy than most people, and youll gladly rub that fact in their faces.

People need to be careful not to provoke you.

Otherwise, theyll regret getting burned by you and your fierce tongue.

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Your hobbies include binge watching TV shows and day-dreaming that youre the lead character.

Jerry

You love your family and try your best to provide for them.

Sadly, sometimes your abundance of self-centeredness and lack of self-awareness screws up your best intentions.

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Self-doubts provoke you to resent people who you feel are more accomplished than you.

Nonetheless, you have a resiliency and a perseverance light years more evolved than that of an average individual.

Brad

Everyone loves you and you love yourself.

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Rick and Morty

Your prowess and gallantry is well-known to all creatures.

You are fearless, but have an ego that is easily offended.

Youre willing to take on anyone and anything you perceive to be threatening your manhood.

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Even Abradolf Lincler is smart enough to know not to vex you.

Mr. Meseeks

A motivation to assist others defines your very existence.

Youre a hard worker who will go through great lengths to perfectly complete an assignment.

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When youre calm though, youre normally a friendly and perky helper.

Scary Terry

Everyone assumes youre just another blood-thirsty, psychotic jackass, but youre more than that!

Beneath that ugly sweater is a self-conscious child.

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Due to your own insecurities and fear of failure, you pressure yourself to appear strong and frightening.

Summer

Despite the world almost always going to shit, you still remain impressively optimistic.

Birdperson

Youre an open-minded extrovert who is attracted to feisty partners and who enjoys to travel.

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Rick and Morty

Youre very wise, experienced, and knowledgeable thanks to your countless voyages across the multiverse.

You are remarkably well-mannered and are always a source of sound advice.

Some people may think youre boring and uninteresting.

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If only they gave you the time of day, theyd realize youre anything but.

Tammy

Youre the super-spy who knows how to party.

Your cute-as-a-button face and bubbly personality masks the fact youre a lethal, devious, and proficient secret agent.

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One could even say youve got a god complex.

This comes to no surprise as youre literally the smartest and most perceptive person in the room.

Youre easily bored and become cranky when surrounded by normal people, and you are brutally honest about it.

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Your sharp wit and tongue might cut a lot of peoples hearts.

And while you may not always reveal your affection and loyalty towards your loved ones, its there.

Mr. Poopy Butthole

OOOOOOO-WEEEELOVE YOU!

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Rick and Morty

Youre the most popular, adored, and treasured creature in the whole multiverse.

Your pure heart and endearing charm makes it easy for you to assimilate into any social group.

People are naturally drawn to your happy-go-lucky energy, therefore you have various friends from different planets and dimensions.

Your aura is so potent, that even natural born assholes suddenly become nice guys when theyre around you.