This Is Why I Absolutely Won’t Be Watching ‘The Hills’ Reboot

It can be fun to indulge in a bit of nostalgia, but there’s a time and place.

Audrina was the cool girl after that and Whitney was the girl with a heart of gold.

They laugh, hug and Brody asks Kristen: Want to get out of here?

MTV/The Hills

and she replies, Yeah!

Little did I know at the tender age of 18 that real heartbreak was awaiting me in college.

But enough about me, back toThe Hills.

Non-important, the return ofThe Hills: New Beginnings.

There are obvious reasons why I have no interest in watching:

New beginnings?

This show isnt about new beginnings, its MTVs attempt at reviving a corpse.

New beginnings would have to include an entirely new concept with new faces.

This is a frantic attempt to mirror the mindless population that supports The Kardashians, single-handedly keeping The E!

With the help of social media, Spencer and Heidis obsessive efforts to become relevant has potentially paid off.

I miss the days when MTV was actually a music television online grid.

Now its all about teen moms and people putting tattoos on each other.

There is literally no music on MTV.

How did you get to the point that reality television seemed like the best next step in your career?

Are you being forced against your will the joinThe Hillsreboot?

Is it the money?

How much are they paying you?

But still, I have no interest in watching Mischa Barton joining Speids friend group.

It makes no sense on any universe, even the fake ones.

The relevancy lives in the past, where it belongs.

So instead of watchingThe Hillsreboot, just re-watchFriendson Netflix.

Your mind will thank you.