Sagittarius: He is a certified manwhore who cannot stay monogamous.
He gets so mad at trivial things and blames you for stuff thats not your fault.
Hes a whiny manbaby.
RainbowSalt
Its a little scary actually.
If anyone could use a dose of self-help, its your Taurus ex.
Hes kind of a psycho with how quickly he changes his mind.
He treats people like they are disposable.
Karma will have the last laugh on it though, dont worry.
Cancer (June 21st July 22nd)
Hes the biggest crybaby.
RainbowSalt
Every little thing you say or do hurts his feelings.
Hes so sensitive that being around him requires walking on eggshells for NO APPARENT REASON.
Leo (July 23rd August 22nd)
Hes so vain, its laughable.
He will literally stand in front of a mirror for several minutes admiring his own reflection.
Gaston fromBeauty and the Beastwas a Leo, hands down.
He invalidates emotions in search of fairness or hearing out the other side.
This weird need to always be a balancing act means he actually sucks at connecting with people.
Funny how that works.
Hell sting you and feel zero remorse.
Sagittarius (November 22nd December 21st )
He is a certified manwhore who cannot stay monogamous.
He wants to put his penis in just about anything that moves.Anything.
Theres nothing exciting about him.
Hes like a drone, just doing what hes programmed to do day in and day out.
He probably has one of those creepy headsets so he can talk to other players too.
Its like, has he even moved from that one position all day?
Its concerning.Does he take bathroom breaks?
Is he eating food?
Whens the last time he went outside?
He doesnt believe in having a traditional job, which means hes perpetually broke.
