If you are single and in your 30s, youve inevitably gone on a decent amount of dates.
Copious amounts of dates.
No, seriously, how did you find the time to do anything else?
René Ranisch
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Updated 5 years ago,January 4, 2020
Some were good.
Often you realize it five minutes after you show up.
Sometimes its not until they mention their ex-girlfriend no less than a dozen times that it hits you.
Lets be real, option B happens more than youd like to admit.
As you are passing the time through free cocktails, you will become a little loose.
Perhaps you judged this person too quickly.
They are kind of funny.
Maybe even cute, too?
He does kind of look like he may be related to Bradley Cooper.
Spoiler alert: He does not in fact even look like a distant cousin twice removed.
RIP your favorite spot for fancy libations.
Youve done it again.
Will you ever learn?
Did that trip to Cabo sophomore year turn you off of tequila forever?
Here comes the choose your own adventure part of this sad tale.
You must be asking: If youre having a great time, why would you end the date early?
I know this topic has confused the masses of my girlfriends.
Everything is more fun with alcohol, after all.
With the one and done approach, there is literally no pressure.
You get to down your beverage and head on your merry way.
Dont like each other?
No harm, no foul.
You two hit it off?
Think of all the time youll save.
Sign up for that yoga class youve been putting off.
Go smell another dozen candles at Target.
Book that vacation youve been meaning to take.
