RIP my ability to sleep.
But, you know, in a fun way!!!
Dear Prudences Mallory Ortberg has another idea of Halloween fun, I guess.
Twitter / @DammitJacqui
https://twitter.com/evilmallelis/status/923261058105479170
My only question: how are any of yall even still alive???
https://twitter.com/yestervegh/status/923263867534413830
Like, most of these look like something straight out of a horror movie.
you oughta BURN THESE WHILE it’s possible for you to!!!
Twitter / @DammitJacqui
But not everyone owns a creepy-ass demonic doll (thank god).
Other people were smarter: theyfoundcreepy dolls, but they sure as hell werent going to buy them.
https://twitter.com/cathinator/status/923301474695757825
https://twitter.com/ATweetsville/status/923263139155648514
https://twitter.com/DammitJacqui/status/923282366025564162
https://twitter.com/akriss253/status/923294606128582656
This is 100% not okay.
Youre gonna have to deal with that one alone.
