If anyone ever tells you that Alien isn’t queer as hell, don’t listen to them.
Universities pay them to do this.
That said, I consider myself an amateur queer theorist.
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Naturally, this was a red region of Virginia.
I stood up in front of my class and explained how Janie Crawford was secretly a big ol lez.
This makes me a queer theorist and thus qualified to explain why the entireAlienfranchise is homosexual.
Here are seven reasons.
Thats exactly what I, a licensed queer theorist, was going to say!
He is an L.A. gay.
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), Lambert will one day become synonymous with gay.
However, we cant say that the 1986 sequelAliensis queer just because theres a character named Lambert in it!
However, its also known as the queerest of all the original four movies.
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First, theres that whole thing about Ripley being a horny human-alien hybrid with razor-sharp nails and acidic blood.
Um, helloooo, that last thing is what happens to every queer person growing up!
But thats not at all.
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The new Ripley is a tad pansexual.
Look at how lovingly she strokes Winona Ryders face.
Its likeBlue is the Warmest Colorin space.
Here is the actual exchange:
Frost: I sure wouldnt mind getting more of that Arcturian poontang.
Hudson: But the one you had was male.
Frost: Doesnt matter when its Arcturian, baby!
The two men laugh and slap hands, complicit in their acceptance of non-normative sexual behavior.
Vazquez
The hits inAliensjust keep coming!
I rest my case!
Wait, no, actually theres one more thing.
Its dramatic and unexpected.
One person almost faints.
Its the coming out of every queer persons dreams.
I will happily accept my diploma in Queer Studies now.
Thank you for attending my dissertation.
