Im starting to think there are two kinds of horror fans: Blumhouse and A24.

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Updated 4 years ago,June 18, 2021

Ill start by saying I like slow movies.

I lovedIt Comes At Nightwhich is one of the slowest and most anti-climactic horror movies ever.

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But I did not likeThe VVitch.

It wastooslow, the ending didnt hit for me.

I didnt get it.

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I didnt feel enough about Thomasin rising into power at the end.

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Im starting to think there are two kinds of horror fans: Blumhouse and A24.

Despite my deep and abiding love for Midsommar, I fall into the Blumhouse camp.

I like jump scares.

I like murder mysteries.

Give me a killer on the loose and a group of hot twenty somethings in a remote location.

I dont even mind found footage.

I like to be scared and I need things to happen to advance the plot and hold my interest.

It could also just be an Ari Aster vs. Robert Eggers thing.

I loved AstersHereditaryandMidsommarand loathed EggersThe VVitchandThe Lighthouse.

I really, really hatedThe Lighthouse.

Even as a Robert Pattinson fan I felt it was basically unwatchable and not scary at all.

Maybe its because its a period piece.

When I get myself into a story for an hour or two, I want a payoff.

Theres no joy in it.