Get your planners out, ensure your phone is fully charged and take note.
Because the next 30 days aren’t for fucking around.
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Updated 1 year ago,April 3, 2024
Hello,peasantry.
Scream Queens
So get your planners out, see to it your phone is fully charged and take note.
Because the next 30 days arent for fucking around.
Now its time to pull yourself together.
You know that stovetop you havent cleaned all year?
Get to Target, buy yourself some $4.99 stovetop cleaner, and scrub-a-dub-dub, hon.
Theyre fucking filthy, friend.
The fact of the matter is, you know youre mess.
And Virgo season is here to fix it.
Im sure youve heard of spring cleaning but thats franklylaughable.
This next month isnt just an Lol this is the one time of year Im productive anomaly.
This is the one time of year when youre going to be agoddamn machine.
Too bad, you love staying in and working an extra 3 hours now.
Copious amounts ofwateryou do.
No wine until youve had your daily 64 ounces hon.
This is your one time of year to be the advice GIVER.
So dont take advantage.
Like I said before.
Wouldnt it be kind of cool to give them a run for their money?
Even if only for a month?
(Cue all of the real Virgos loling in the distance.)
So welcome to Virgo season, bitches.
May the odds be ever in your favor.
