After you watch this movie, you’ll realize it’s not even close.

No one expects movies likeHot Frostyto get an Oscar nomination.

Case in point:I Believe in Santa.

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The movie follows Tom, a grown man and lawyer who believes that Santa Claus is real.

In another world, this movie could have been a darker cousin ofElf.

Watched in the right spirit (cynicism, ruthlessness), it is very entertaining.

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I could begin with the plotting.

Everyone should be able to come out on their own time.

Just something Ive learned from dating closeted guys.)

Oh wait, but theres more!

These two are actually married in real life!

Yep, Moore is the aforementioned woman.

Stay real, rahulkohli-30366.

Have you guys ever been flocked?

Example:

Tom(flocking Christmas tree): Have you guys ever been flocked?

Child:That is so cool.

What else can we flock?

Tom:(unnatural laugh)

And another example:

Tom:Flock yeah!

Tom then notices a white, faintly moist substance on his coat.

Its snow, but instead he says…

Tom:Looks like Ive been flocked!

And speaking of that roommate…

This causes Assan to liken his Muslim faith and possibly every other non-Christian religion to believing in Santa.

Mind you, this movie is written by a white guy.

Oh wait, this movies screenwriter is actually John Ducey, the actor who plays Tom!

IsI Believe in Santaautobiographical?

Does Ducey have a hot male roommate in real life?

Judging by the utter relief on his wifes face every time they kiss on screen, Im guessing yes.