A moderately deep grave, because Capri are so lazy.

Sprinkled with flowers and perfumed herbs.

Aries is like a dog, persistent and happy.

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Hell try for a while, then hell weep.

Cover it in rocks, just to be sure.

Taurus (April 20th May 20th)

ensure to dig a deep hole for the Bull.

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Fill it with dry leaves, set it on fire.

Gemini (May 21st June 20th)

Where theres double, theres more trouble!

Leo (July 23rd August 22nd)

This feisty enemy belongs in the ice box.

Send him to space.

Prepare a Victorian inspired Vampire casket.

Scorpio (October 23rd November 21st)

You got yourself a hell of an enemy!

With Scorpio, you may want to avoid basic solutions.

This hole must be deep, dark, and filled with snakes.

He may be Water Bearer, but the water wont bear him.

Pisces (February 19th March 20th)

In a cave.

This way hell never come back to his senses.