At their core, both revolve around matters of the heart and vampires falling in love with human girls.
Oh, yes, this isnt a gag!
Think of the world created by Stephenie Meyer asThe Humans Handbook to All Things Vampiric and Supernatural.
Bram Stoker’s Dracula / Twilight
Uh, lets just roll with it.
All thats missing is the cigarette dangling from his lips and the glass of whiskey next to him.
Instead, he dances his fingers on the keys to produce the saddest songs imaginable.
Twilight proves vampires are terrible at baseball
Oh, how is this possible?
Yeah, they were and no one can question they know their stuff.
But did you see them leaping around and using their supernatural abilities?
That isnt in the rules of the game.
Sorry, but this is no fun.
Lets stick to professional wrestling instead.
Everything was old and from centuries gone by.
Its kitsch, begging for someone to call up theExtreme Makeover: Home Editionteam.
Seriously, who wouldnt want to live in such a lavish and stylish home?
The Cullens and other vampire families dont share the same sentiment.
They travel in packs rather than stomp along on their lonesome.
It makes you realize that they enjoy being in the company of friends and family.
Vampires do have a sense of humor
Count Dracula is a straight-up weirdo.
Someone like Edward doesnt come across in the same way.
After all, who else calls another person a spider monkey in real life?
Its time I settled down.
Now, thats a funny line.
Give him a standup special already, Netflix.
