Theyre the person everyone wants to be friends with because they have all the most amazing backstage passes.

ENTP

Got dragged along by their friends.

Creates a wry twitter thread commenting on the festival that winds up going more than a little viral.

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Sebastian Ervi

ENFP

Somehow makes out with the lead singer of the nights headlining band.

Gets into the most popular photos of the festivals Instagram tag twice.

ESTP

Most likely to have somehow smuggled in gallons of alcohol.

Probably successfully crowd surfed in between acts.

ISFP

Got photographed for a magazines Best of festival fashion spread.

INFP

Bought their tickets from a dubious source outside the venue.

ENFJ

Probably has every wristband possible and can get into every booth/event.

Actually spent money on VIP seats but barely sits in them.

Probably accidentally meets the band when they take a wrong turn.

INTP

Theyre not even sure how they wound up here.

Stays the whole time because they cant find the exit for three days.

Somehow obtained a set list for every band playing.

INFJ

Can be found meditating near the edge of the festival.

ESFP

Most likely to be the Free Bird person.

ESTJ

Is probably in charge of the entire festival.

Scares a known-for-being-out-of-control rocker into showing up for the show on time for the first time ever.

ESFJ

Sees every band that plays over the course of whole festival.

Hangs out with their friends in the best stage viewing vantage point on all of the grounds.

ISTP

Is only there to see one weird opening act.

They spend twice the amount of time they spent watching the performance looking for their car.