Don’t throw the truth at me like it’s an insult.
1.God, you sound just like my therapist.
2.Im doing a cosplay of you.

Andrew Neel
How good is it?
3.Dont throw the truth at me like its an insult.
4.This isnt even my final evolution.

7.Youve got to be odd to be number one.
10.Ive been called worse things by better people.
11.Im at the tail end of the bell curve.
Congratulations on being at the front.
12.It took you that long to notice?
13.Yeah, I just havent been the same since the incident.
14.So imagine whatd happen to you if you pissed me off.
15.Yeah but Im pretty enough that everyone still treats me like a princess.
16.Fun to be aroundweird oralways know where the nearest exit isweird?
17.Id rather be weird than boring.
18.Thanks, its a side effect of being awesome.
19.You aint seen nothing yet.
20.You smell different while youre awake.
Now I know it.
22.Thats what the government wants you to think.
23.At least Im polite.
24.At least Im not you.
25.I preferunique
26.Well thats just like…..your opinion man.
27.We have something in common then.
29.Coming from an arsehole, Ill take it as a compliment.
30.No Im (name).