SCORPIO: Do you like hot weather?
For your sake, I hope you do.
Dont bother bringing a jacketyou wont need it where youre going.
Guilia Bertelli
Personalized butler service, tooand you should see the butler!
Youre so good, it even makes God wince every once in a while.
Harps and wings and pretty clouds await you in the next life.
You dont even need to pack a bag, because they already have a white gown ready for you.
All the angels in heaven keep talking about how they cant wait to meet you.
Youve walked the straight and narrow, and your reward will be a trip straight through the pearly gates.
Guilia Bertelli
Peter is probably going to try and hit on you at the gates, but ignore him.
There are tons of hotter guys in heaven than him.
And wont that be heavenly?
Youre headed in the right direction, but be careful not to make any U-turns.
Youre a good girl during the week but a very naughty little girl on the weekends.
As with everything Twins-related, it could go either way for you.
Sometimes it seems like youll wind up singing with the Choir Invisible.
Other times Im sure youll be wailing the dirges of the condemned as flames lick at your flesh.
You have an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other.
If you know whats for your own good, start listening to the angel.
Which way will the lioness go?
You know youve been bad.
I know youve been bad.
Your mother knows youve been bad.
Everyone knows youve been bad, and that includes God.
If you want to keep being bad just for spite, well, God can be spiteful, too.
Despite your name, you are no virgin when it comes to sinning.
You broke that hymen long, long ago, lady.
Mend your ways, lady, or youre taking a one-way ride to Hades.
Saying youve been bad makes the word bad sound worse than it even is.
So you havent been badyouve been worse.
So if you want to avoid the eternal torments of hellfire, you should start doing good immediately.
In fact, you could get started by giving me $100 for saving your soul.
That would be good.
Do you like hot weather?
For your sake, I hope you do.
With Charles Manson now dead, youre currently in the running for Most Evil Person on Earth.
Otherwise, dont bother bringing a jacketyou wont need it where youre going.
