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Updated 5 years ago,October 19, 2020
Are you a Buffy fan?
Do your interests also include speaking at length about natal charts at parties?
Then look no further!
Let me welcome you to a place where Buffy The Vampire Slayer and astrology collide!
the article you never knew you needed.
Or sod off, I dont care.
SAGITTARIUS: XANDER(November 23rd to December 21st)
Woo, you got Xander!
Lets have another…woo?Youre the philosophical one;spraying words of wisdom all over the place.
Is spraying a good word for that?
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)Furthermore, Sagittarius people are not well known for their tact.
Sometimes words just fall out.
It shows how youplay things off the cuff.I like that.With a great sense of humor to boot Oh!
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you should be a comedian next!
Wait… no, you kind of have to be mildly depressed for that.
Your Buffy quote:Generally speaking, when scary things get scared not good.
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TAURUS: CORDELIA(April 20th to May 21st)
Fuck the haters.
A bit materialistic, yes, but you just know how to play the game.
To make it in this world, you gotta have the shoes to match.
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Those born under the Taurus sign can be rather selfish but are no strangers to some surprise generosity.
Because whats better than a birthday card full of money?
I mean, who wants to ever deal with all that gross stuff below the surface.Not me!
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You got a tough shell cuz its a tough world, ok?
Also, crying in public is NOT a good look, especially with this cute Gucci dress.
Your Buffy quote:Ouch!!!
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hey get your extreme oafishness off my two hundred dollar shoes.
VIRGO: GILES(August 23rd to September 22nd)
Oh dear, youre Giles.
It would only make sense that youre the rock (and father figure) of this group.
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As a Virgo (and Watcher), you excel in being analytical, hardworking, and practical.
Youre prone to planning things out and staying focused.
Theres no room for surprises.
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Subsequently, you dont like being the center of attention as you shy away from the spotlight.
But whats with all these people calling you un-fun?
you could be fun!
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you’re free to be wild!
Wait no, its probably best to avoid smoking.
I hear its quite harmful.
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You believe that emotions cloud your decision making so they are best left undiscussed.
Regardless, you are a DO-er!
And without you, no one would ever get a single blasted thing done.
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All work and no play makes Jack…a very successful member of society thank you very much.
Your Buffy quote:Remember you have a sacred duty to perform.
Dont stick your elbows out.
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Maybe its because you got Drusilla!Youre the moony, slightly unhinged vampiress who floats around barefoot.
A bit unorthodox and Bohemian, sure, but you are at least original.
Aquarius people love fighting for causes!
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Those causes may be to bring about death and destruction, but everybody needs a hobby.
You also enjoy art and a leisurely lifestyle.
Your energy is very important and requires regular restoration, along with constant mental stimulation.
Your Buffy quote:Sorry.
I was in the moment.
Wait, come again?Libras are all about balance.
You need complete harmony in your life.
And we dont meanthatHarmony, the pom-pom wagging snob from high school.
Youre passionate about justice and doing the right thing.
No wonder you belong to an evil-fighting Scooby gang.
Youre cooperative by nature so you constantly need to be part of a team.
But yourenota follower!Hello-o-o, have you ever heard of strength in numbers?
Kinda what Im talking about here.
I mean, you dated a musician!
How cool is that!
Youre so NOT a nerd.
The one thing you hate is conflict and shiver confrontation.
You just want everyone to get along, why cant you all just get along?
The best witch around, in fact.
Just dont piss her off.
Your Buffy quote:Old reliable?
Theres a sexy nickname.
Oh, excuse me, EX-vengeance demon.
The past is the past, and youre trying to be a better person now.
The whole sweet revenge thing was fun while it lasted though… Anyways, as a Scorpio, you feel things very deeply, especially now that youre human.
You dont like to beat around the bush when you express yourself.
You tell it like it is.
Its part of your charm!
Cant theyevertake some BRUTAL honesty??
And everyone loves having an impromptu conversation about their sex life, right?
What do you mean a childs baptism isnt the time or place for this?
Not to mention a very passionate lover (wink).
Furthermore, you understand the rules of the universe.
Probably because youre a pretty old soul yourself.
Around 1,120 to be exact!
Your Buffy quote:I like you.
Youre funny, and youre nicely shaped.
And frankly, its ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not… interlock.
kindly remove your clothing now.
And just like him, you Cancers brood like 90% of the time.
Since you are guided by emotion a lot, you have a hard time blending in.
So thats good news maybe peoplearentjust staring at you because youre lurking in that shadowy corner over there!
But despite being all temperamental and pessimistic, you are BIG on family and friends.
The whole loyalty thing?
Youve got it down.
Youd certainly take a 100-year trip to hell and back for the person you love.
Youre also a bit of a cultured art snob.
Your home is decked out with interesting decor.
Whats the deal with that Buddha statue in a glass case, you ask?
Oh just something I picked up on my travels.
That 200-year old Japanese room divider in the corner of the room?
Stop asking me so many questions, Im trying to sulk in my tank top over here!
Your Buffy quote:Its not the demon in me that needs killing, Buffy.
LEO: SPIKE(July 23rd to August 22nd)
Bloody hell, youre Spike.
Funny how youre a sun sign, since thats kinda your worst enemy.
Well, that and a chunk of sharp wood.
Leos LIVE in the spotlight.
You practically feed off of it.
If the spotlight was a helpless human, well, you get what I mean.
You need constant attention too so you sure as hell are going to dominate any room you occupy.
Its notyourfault that people just gravitate to you.
Demons and humans alike!
But lets stop talking about you for a second and start talking aboutyou.
For a vampire, youre oddly loyal.
The whole big bad thing is just a smokescreen.
You love your friends.
Cherish them, even.
And if you go around telling anyone I said that, I willendyou.
I mean, for Christs sake, how could anyone leave YOU?!
Youre practically a god.
Arrogant, stubborn, self-centered, blah, blah, blah.
Whatever, mate, at least youre not some sniveling nancy-boy like that loser Angel.
Your Buffy quote:Thats right!
Big bads back, and lookin for a little death.
But youre the fun one.
Extremely curious with the world, Geminis are always on the move, always restless.
You are game for anything and you sure as hell can survive anywhere.
For one thing, parties are where Geminis thrive.
Like, any party really.
Some may even say youre thelifeof the party.
Thats because you crack the best jokes and have the best moves.
And dont even get me started on what its like being withyoufor a night.
Strap yourself in for a wild ride, compadre.
Youre also a strong supporter of variety being the spice of life or whatever.
You gotta change things up a bit because repetition is, like, death.
I know The Bronze is fun and all, but who wants to do thateveryweekend.
I mean, damn, is that the only bar in town, or something?
And yea, theres the whole two-faced thing.
Its not that youre straight-up evil, because thats not how it is, B.
The wise know that thereisno good or evil.
Just me and this killer body.
Either way, youre five-by-five.
Your Buffy quote:Were Slayers, girlfriend.
Why should we let him take all the fun out of it?
CAPRICORN: RILEY(December 22nd to January 20th)
Ok, so you got Riley.
Hear me out though!
Sure, youre not a cool broody vampire-throw in, but heck, youre the complete package!
Responsible, disciplined, and independent.
Or anywhere else for that reason.You have a propensity for being a team leader.
If there were a relationship contest, you would win.
Not saying that a relationship is a competition but you would WIN!
However, this whole super smart and overachieving thing can often trigger a few eye-rolls from those around you.
Some people think youre ultra condescending.
Besides, why hide how great you are at everything?
Youre proud of how far youve come!
These so-called people should be more concerned with how their life is wasted onnotbeing proud.
Another pesky fault is finding it hard to accept other kinds of lifestyles that are different from your own.
I dont want to judge or anything, but… come on!
Your Buffy quote:Dont make fun.
I worked long and hard to get this pompous.
PISCES: OZ(February 19th to March 20th)
Hey are you in band??
If not, you totally should be!
You are the magnificently soulful and talented Willows-boyfriend-guy.
Those of the Pisces persuasion are wise beyond their years.
You are always willing to give, without expecting anything in return.
That being said, it can give you somewhat of a Christ complex.
You become a martyrreal quick!
And you hate cruelty of any kind.
Especially when everyone is picking on Giles for being all old and uncool.
I mean, youve seen his record collection.
Youre also super spiritual.
I guess thats why your trip to India was so successful!
Well, kind of.
And despite the whole unfaithful werewolf thing, youre a true hopeless romantic.
The minute Oz saw Willow, he knew.
And that warms our cold, black, vampire hearts.
And…thats on the empty side.
See, in my fantasy, when Im kissing you, youre kissing me.
Its okay, I can wait.
ARIES: BUFFY(March 21st to April 19th)
OMG, Youre Buffy!
Ariesisthe Greek god of war so this makes so much sense.
A fire sign to the core, you are strong-willed and the ultimate risk-taker.
I mean, youve risked your life on, like, numerous occasions.
Youve even died a few times!
You have high expectations of yourself.
And while you are uber passionate about everything, youre often known to be a tad… impatient.
(Can we hurry this thing up?)
Some say that youre hard to predict because of your spontaneous nature.
Honestly, you like to play things by ear and fly from the seat of your pants.
Remember when you randomly had a twisted sex-capade with the very vampire who repeatedly tried to kill you?
No one could have predictedthat, huh?
There was more than one, you say?
Well, um, whos keeping track anyways!
Moving on… You are totally honest and direct with people.
It may break their hearts sometimes to hear the truth, but you dont have time to bullshit.
Sometimes sex is just sex.
Wait, how did we end up talking about this again?
You excel when it comes to any form of physical activity and coordination.
If you were a Spice Girl, youd probably be Sporty Spice.
Who was the one in charge?
And although you are aggressive, you get the work done and thats all that matters.
Anyone else feeling up to a quick visit to the cemetery to kick some demon ass?
You know, I want to do girlie stuff.
