We all have a favorite The Office cold open.
Does yours match your zodiac sign?
A cold open is the first minutes of a TV show before the first commercial break.
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They almost never connect to the episodes central plot and instead feature a fully encapsulated and oft-hilarious storyline.
But which one speaks to your zodiac sign?
Read on to find out whichThe Officecold open you are.
Aries
Youre Dwight pepper-spraying Roy in The Negotiation (S03, E19).
Roy has just found out that Jim kissed Pam…and hes furious.
Taurus
Youre Kevins Chili in Casual Friday (S05, E26).
Kevins best is his famous chili, and hes been cooking it all night.
Youre his sorrow as he accidently trips and dumps it all over the office carpet.
Gemini
Youre the fire drill in Stress Relief (S05, E14).
Dwight has locked everyone in and set off a minor fire to see how everyone handles it.
Spoiler alter: They dont handle it well.
Cancer
Youre Stanleys obliviousness in Costume Contest (S07, E06).
Youre acutely aware of the vibes of everyone in the room.
Leo
Youre the boys doing parkour in Gossip (S06, E01).
Admit it: You had a parkour phase.
Or was it planking?
Either way, this cold open screams Leo.
Virgo
Youre Asian Jim in Andys Ancestry (S09, E03).
Youre not one for pranks, but if you do them, youre epic.
Watching Dwight short circuit as he questions everything he ever knew makes it worth the work.
Libra
Youre Phyllis listening to sexy audiobooks in Promos (S09, E18).
Admit it: You like reading saucy literature.
Thats why youd probably identify with Phyllis as she listens to50 Shades of Greyin the office.
Is it wildly inappropriate?
But its also incredibly hilarious.
(You might deserve a bucket of ice water every now and then, too.)
Scorpio
Youre the faxes from future Dwight in Branch Closing (S03, E07).
Leave it to you to prank someone so covertly even from cities away.
Thats what Jim did when he was working at Stamford, sending Dwight faxes from his own stationary.
Of course Dwight would believe hes getting info from his future self.
Sagittarius
Youre Dwights identity theft in Product Recall (S03, E21).
Whether you want to admit it or not, youd resort to pranks and jokes that get exceedingly personal.
Probably the most personal of all of Jims pranks, he enters the office dressed as Dwight.
Of course this classic gave us gems like Bears.
and Identity theft is not a joke, Jim.
Millions of families suffer every year!
Capricorn
Your Dwights wrapping paper desk in Moroccan Christmas (S05, E11).
If youre going to prank someone, youre going to put in the work.
But you go hard, so you’ve got the option to probably relate.
Aquarius
Youre Dwights positive reinforcement in Phyllis Wedding (S03, E16).
Its another of Jims pranks.
This time, hes using positive reinforcement to make Dwight salivate every time he hears Jims computer reboot.
Its a case of classic conditioning.
Leave it to an Aquarius to go the nerdy route by using Pavlovs dog experiment in a prank.
Pisces
Youre the hotel murder prank in Tallahassee (S08, E15).
If youre pranking someone, you want to see the emotions unfold.
Dwights on the case, but gets spooked when all signs point to him as the culprit.
