Do you think you’d survive longer than the characters on screen?
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Updated 1 year ago,January 16, 2024
Ask Redditis here to talk about horror films.
Im not a child.
Jose Francisco Morales
Purge is next week?
Yeah, Im going camping.
5.Nightmare On Elm Street.My nightmares would rip Freddy to fucking shreds, thanks ptsd!
The cenobites, for being interdimensional torture demons, are fairly easily tricked.
They even say no more of your tricks, I will tear your soul apart.
And then they immediately get tricked again.
Nope, Ill just play my vidya, thanks.
8.Night of the Living Dead,anything with your original zombies.
I own guns, theyre really dumb, and their max speed is a brisk walk.
Hed be so busy at that point he might have to re think his career choice.
10.Get Out, because Im listening to my friend when they give me a warning.
11.As Above So Below.Cause fuck going into cursed catacombs.
12.Sixth Sense.Theres literally n0 life threatening parts in it.
All the scary people are already dead.
13.A Stranger Calls.I dont answer calls from numbers I dont know.
14.The Blob.Its a slow-moving blob that has to touch you to absorb you.
You know where Im not?
Anywhere within 100 miles of wherever this thing.
In my car, and gone.
Military, do your thing.
AFTER that same creepy person tried his best to run them off the road.
16.Dont Be Afraid of the Dark.Those things are six inches tall!
Just dont go back to the bitchs house.
18.The Strangers.The characters pissed me off the whole time.
First of all, DONT SPLIT UP.
Also, TURN ON THE FUCKING LIGHTS.
19.If I were inA Quiet Place, Id live next to that waterfall.
20.Blair Witch Project.Were filming where?
Oh ok Im not coming to that.
21.The Mummy.I cant read hieroglyphics, so Id look at the Book of the Dead, go neat book!
and walk away, so the Mummy would stay asleep.
Stay on land, problem solved.
Excuse me, that rooms haunted…
Cool, thanks for the tip.
I immediately seek a separate hotel.
Dont sexually assault women and youre golden.
26.Texas Chainsaw Massacre.Its Texas, Id just find someone with a gun or a gun store and arm up.
Im pretty sure I could outrun Michael Myers.
Do I get to hear the music?
That would increase my survival rate 100%
29.The Invitation.Because I never get invited to anything.
Blink and you miss me!
31.Predatoras long as I dont pick up a weapon it will leave me alone.
32.The Shining.Im about staycations.
