“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.

From comical to cantankerous, heartfelt to hateful, weve got you covered with the best Christmas movie quotes.

Faith is believing in things when common sense tells you not to.

Jim Carrey in How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

Jim Carrey in How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) | IMDb

I believe, I believe, its silly, but I believe.

This is extremely important.

Will you like tell Santa that instead of presents this year, I just want my family back?

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Youre what the French call les incompetents.

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.

Keira Knightley and Andrew Lincoln in Love Actually (2003)

Keira Knightley and Andrew Lincoln in Love Actually (2003) | IMDb

Son of a Nutcracker.

To me, you are perfect.

I realized that Christmas is the time to be with the people you love.

BIlly Bob Thornton in Bad Santa (2003)

Billy Bob Thornton in Bad Santa (2003) | IMDb

HELP ME…Im FEELING.

No one should be alone on Christmas.

What if Christmas, he thought, doesnt come from a store.

Tom Hanks, Daryl Sabara, and Josh Hutcherson in The Polar Express (2004)

Tom Hanks, Daryl Sabara, and Josh Hutcherson in The Polar Express (2004) | IMDb

What if Christmas … perhaps … means a little bit more!

Some men are Baptists, others Catholics; my father was an Oldsmobile man.

Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double beatloaf.

Bruce Willis in Die Hard (1988)

Bruce Willis in Die Hard (1988) | IMDb

Youll shoot your eye out, kid.

Put that cookie down!

I dont know what to say, except its Christmas, and were all in misery.

Im an eating, drinking, shitting, f***ing Santa Claus.

Im on my lunch break, OK?

They cant all be winners, kid.

Just because I cannot see it, doesnt mean I cant believe it!

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings.

Ill give you the moon, Mary.

Strange, isnt it?

Each mans life touches so many other lives.

When he isnt around, he leaves an awful hole, doesnt he?

Never feed him after midnight

Whats the matter, kid?

Dont you like Christmas?

A toy is never truly happy until it is loved by a child.

Its all humbug, I tell you.

I will honor Christmas in my heart and take a stab at keep it all the year.

The thing about trains… it doesnt matter where theyre going.

What matters is deciding to get on.

Just remember, the true spirit of Christmas lies in your heart.

Let the gates of hell open.

I never thought it was such a bad little tree.

Its not bad at all, really.

Maybe it just needs a little love.

Isnt there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about?

Yippee-ki-yay, motherf****r!

Now I have a machine gun.

Welcome to the party, pal.

Just the pussy Ive been looking for.

Its not going to be a silent night.

The most important invention in the history of cookie making.

The bitch hit me with a toaster.

Youre a real gold-plated whore, Mother.

Agnes, its me, Billy.

Im looking for corny in my life.

Its Christmas Eve and we are going to celebrate being young and being alive.

Isnt that against the law?

I want my house to be seen from space