PISCES: You are an extremely loyal friendthat is, up until the moment you find a new lover.
Then you forget all about your friends.
When you start sleeping with someone, you fall asleep on all your friends.
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Updated 3 years ago,November 30, 2021
You are as true-blue as a cloudless sky.
When someone tells you a secret, they can rest assured youll keep it in the vault.
Youre the person everyone calls at 3AM when theres a crisis.
You are as loyal as an old dog whose owner rescued her as a puppy.
You go beyond friendship and act more like a parent or a caregiver.
You watch your friends backs, even if theyre not watching yours.
Ian Schneider
And your friendship is completely unconditionalalmost.
You have a trustworthy face and an easygoing manner that leads people to trust you.
They ask you for advice.
They share secrets that you never spill to anyone else.
You are extremely loyal up until the point that someone betrays youthen all your loyalty evaporates.
Good for you, because theres a difference between being a good friend and a pushover.
You are the very definition of a fair-weather friend.
The minute theres trouble, your loyalty vanishes into thin air.
Youre more concerned with whether people are loyal toyou.
When it comes to being a reliable friend, youre as flaky as a fresh-baked croissant.
This is why your friends dont always trust whether Leo the lion is, you know,lyin.
When it comes to friendship, you are the definition of wishy-washy.
One day youre wishy, the next day youre washy.
When it comes to being completely selfless, youre still a virgin.
If you get a little drunk, you might just wind up sleeping with your best friends boyfriend.
Most of the time youre true-blue.
But when you lose a little self-control, youre an awful friend.
So stay off the booze and apologize to everyone youve hurt.
Youre a great friend…but youre a worse enemy.
When you start sleeping with someone, you fall asleep on all your friends.
This is why youll be eating Ben & Jerrys and watching Netflix alone tonight.
You are complicated, but twins always are.
Youre an unreliable friend mostly because youre flighty and get bored easily.
Once your attention is fixated on something or someone new, you lose all loyalty.
You will drop friends the minute you might find better-looking friends with more money.
The only coat youve ever worn is a turncoat.
You are hypersensitive and often unreasonably proud, which makes it hard to be your friend.
You areextremelyloyal to yourself…and to nobody else.
Anyone who gives their friendship to you is throwing it in the garbage.
Theyre just biding their time until you stab them in the back with a long, cold knife.
If you were a man, youd be Benedict Arnold.
But youre not, so youre Mata Hari.
