SAGITTARIUS: Once a cheater, always a cheater?
Honey, were BORN a cheater.
If there was a way to cheat after death, youd do that, too.
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Updated 7 years ago,July 25, 2018
Once a cheater, always a cheater?
Honey, were BORN a cheater.
If there was a way to cheat after death, youd do that, too.
You cheat like you eat.
You cheat like you breathe.
You cheat like you sleep.
God & Man
Lets face ityoure a cheater.
Everyone knows youre a cheater, but do you really have to be so open about it?
But you dont even mind getting caught, because its an ego boostyou actuallyprefergetting caught, you egomaniac sexaholic.
Your number is very highhigher than even your credit score.
You share details of the current guy with this other guy…and that other guy.
Ones a former lover.
Ones a potential future lover.
Your partner might not be doing anything wrong at all.
Its just that you get curious.
And then your mind wanders.
You dont like feeling trapped.
You like sampling different lovers as if they were different pastries at a fine French bakery.
Most animal species arent monogamous, so why should you be?
You dont do it often, but you dont get upset when you do.
After all, youre an animal, and animals have needs.
Or at least fuck them.
Who said anything about love, really?
So you when you wind up cheating, its almost by accident.
Youll slip up and get drunk.
Or temporarily distracted on a business trip.
But its no biggie to you.
No need to worry or get upset.
You love your boyfriendthis was just some hot guy you decided to have sex with.
Its not that you dont cheat, its that youre so goddamnedsloppyat it.
My God, make it a little more obvious.
Youre too polite, tooyou dont want them finding out.
So your toxic mix of polite sloppiness winds up making a huge mess of it allfor everyone involved.
You will cheat until youve found the one, and then you will never cheat again.
You are more likely to cheat emotionally than physically.
Lets face it, girlyoure one high-maintenance, needy bitch.
If youre totally in love with someone, you wont cheat at all.
You love being in love.
This is why youre not likely to cheat unless you feel that its over.
You cheat as a way of getting out of a relationship that youve decided has run its course.
But wow, are you good at covering your tracks if you decide to go the cheating route.
Youre like a forensic scientist in covering up clues.
If it comes to juggling a few different boys at the same time, youre a master at it.
Youre mostly a loyal lion, but its not even because you think cheating is immoral.
Its more like itsimpractical.Who needs the headache of maintaining an affair?
Who needs thedramaand the hair-pulling catastrophes that occur when you get caught?
The temporary heaven of some thrilling covert sex is just not worth the eternal hell that follows.
You will cheat at the first sign that youre falling in love.
For you, eventhinkingabout the L word makes you think about the R wordRUN.
The thing is, you dont fall in love very easily.
You will cheat to blunt your feelings of vulnerability, to regain a sense of control and power.
Or youll cheat if the sex starts getting boring.
Ideally, youll have great sex and never fall in lovethats the only way to ensure youll never cheat.
