LEO: Even this headline gave you a panic attack.
Is she talking about me?
Why is she talking about me?
Gabriel Matula
She doesn’t even know me!
Why would she single me out in public like this?
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Updated 7 years ago,February 17, 2018
Even this headline gave you a panic attack.
Is she talking about me?
Why is she talking about me?
Why would she single me out in public like this?
Gabriel Matula
Will this affect my credit score and my standing in the community?
Well, yes, Im talking about youyou need to calm down.
Take a deep breath.
All this panicking isnt good for your health.
You live in a state of constant dread.
Will you lose your job?
Will your boyfriend leave you?
Should you get that weird mole on your shoulder checked?
Why did you have to notice that mole five minutes after the doctors office closed?
Is it possible to die of skin cancer overnight?
What if you go to the emergency room but die of skin cancer before they can examine you?
That would be awful!
Even small things can become a nail-biter and a cliff-hanger for you.
You were really in the mood for Dr. Pepper, but what if they dont have it?
You dont sweat the small stuff, but the first hint of danger sends you into a full shvitz.
When you receive truly bad news, your heart starts racing and palpitating.
Your hands start shaking.
Your mind starts spinning out of control.
You are prone to panicking only when it comes to your perceived social status.
You worry about things that arent happening, yet you are ironically calm during truly stressful situations.
Thats because youre busy worrying over whether one day youll get a tapeworm from eating too muchsushi.
It depends on how stressful the situation is.
Bad traffic on the way to work?
OK,nowyoure panicking.
You get wiser and wiser over the course of your life.
You take a balanced, meditative approach to even the most alarming circumstances.
Lady, you are one cool cucumber.
You realize that panicking only adds a second problem.
Just change it and hit the road again.
You are the eye of thehurricane.
The calm before and after everyone elses storm.
A rock that stands still and bold despite the battering winds.
An anvil that will wear out many a hammer.
No matter what life throws at you, you never panic.
