LIBRA: You are the purest and most beautiful of angels.
Youre so pure, sometimes God asks you for advice.
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Updated 8 years ago,September 7, 2017
You are the purest and most beautiful of angels.
God & Man
Youre so pure, sometimes God asks you for advice.
You have to wear heavy boots just to keep from floating up into heaven.
You have a forgiving heart and never hold grudges.
Everyone calls you a sweetheart.
You have your own code of ethics, and you stick by them to the letter.
You arekind, caring,forgiving, andempathetic.
God & Man
Your only flaw is a tendency to get mildly angry when people dont return your kindness and generosity.
But you quickly get over it because you realize life is too short to let the haters upset you.
Loving others comes as easy to you as breathing.
You walk through this life with a smile on your face and a song in your heart.
You enjoy being around people and especially making them laugh.
As the water-bearer, your biggest virtue is a seemingly bottomless willingness to do favors for others.
You love the joy of bringing joy to others.
You are honest and loving and kind.
Your only sin is a very strong sex drive that sometimes leads to you making unwise decisions.
Of course youd be ranked in the middle.
Lions are noble and strong and beautiful and majesticuntil you get on their bad side.
Thats when you flash your fearsome teeth and let out a roar.
It is your sincerest hope that God is very forgivingbecause youre gonna need it.
You are warm, funny, generous, and very likeable.
You are also a slave to your many desires.
And you have a mean streak ten miles long.
But otherwise, like I said, youre very likeable.
Your redeeming value is your great sense of humoryou like to make people laugh before fucking them over.
You willingly posed for that portrait.
You dont want to do good, because thats for suckers.
Youll do evil until youre caught, and then youll pretend to apologize.
Sometimes you even find yourself scapegoatedbut not often, because usually youre guilty AF.
Even Satan screens your phone calls because he doesnt want you to yell at him.
There are seven levels of hell, but you have a plush condo tucked beneath all of them.
You are the living embodiment of evilbut what a body it is!
