CAPRICORN: You kick so much ass, its a wonder that there are any asses left.
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Updated 7 years ago,December 5, 2017
What are you rebelling against?
In fact, whatarentyou rebelling against?
Clem Onojeghuo
When they say, tomato, you say, I dont like tomatoes.
In every direction you turn, you are at war, and you wouldnt have it any other way.
What the rest of the world doesnt realize is that they are wrong and you are right.
Its you against the world, and youre cocky enough to think youll win.
When the GPS tells you to head for Canada, you pull a U-turn and head straight for Mexico.
When someone says, jump, you fall to the ground.
Clem Onojeghuo
Well, look at you, Contrary Mary!
If everyones having a nice time, youll find a reason to cry.
You realize that most people are at least a little bit full of shit.
So at least inwardly, your soul is rebelling against everything they do, say, and represent.
Even still, youd rather walk away than fight.
You dont have time for that nonsense.
But if you have to fight, well, youre pretty good at it.
You dont even question authority; you ignore it, which pisses off authority even more.
But what happens if, say, authority starts messing with your life or trying to hurt you?
Well, thats when the pussycat turns to a lion.
Fuck all those idiots.
You are the twins, so one of you is a rebel and the other is a peacemaker.
The rebel twin is always trying to pick a fight with the peacemaker twin.
Who needs rebellion when the war has already been won?
Youre too chill and fun-loving to ever bother giving people a hard time.
Life is hard enough without always having to complicate things just to be a jerk about it.
You are more a lamb than a bull.
You are more Xanax than Adderall.
You are more Gandhi than Muhammad Ali.
You are more sunshine than rain.
You would rather laugh than yell.
You would rather break bread than fight over the loaf.
Wont you just be my friend?
You radiate a natural sweetness that can melt the hardest heart.
Even people whowantto be pissed off at you find that they just cant do it.
You wouldnt hurt a fly.
In fact, you would ensure that fly had food, water, and a warm place to sleep.
And you dont even like fliesits just that youre sweet as sugar, and flies are drawn to that.
