Germs shake in terror when you enter the roomit could be said that germs have a case ofyou-o-phobia.
With you, everything gets the white-glove treatmenttwice!
Not only can you eat off your floors, it’s possible for you to perform surgery on them.
Damn you for making the rest of us look like slobs.
Seeing clutter gives you a headache.
You look at sloppiness as if it were a mental illness.
These are the names of your best friends.
You are the only person in your circle of friends who carries deodorant in your purse.
If you havent showered for more than 18 hours, you begin getting extremely cranky.
Your personal hygiene is immaculate.
Im sorry, because I knew youd look.)
To you, cleanliness is mostly about appearances.
Superficially, youre very clean.
Your house looks spotless, but theres plenty of dirt behind the couches.
When you wear makeup, theres still oil and dirt underneath it all on your unwashed face.
Plus, your mind is extremely dirtyyou know it.
Dont venture to pretend otherwise.
You are a huge fan of orderliness, which is why clutter bothers you more than filth does.
Everything needs its place.
You hate anything that disrupts your highly developed sense of feng shui.
Youre the twins, so youre both sloppy and neat.
It just depends on the situation.
Your personal hygiene is impeccable due to your narcissism.
Your housecleaning skills need to take it up a notch.
Of all rooms where you live, the bathroom is likely to be the worst.
Not trying to shame youjust pointing it out.
Its been roughly six months since you flossed.
Im not saying youre disgusting, but thats only because Im too polite.
You have a clean mind but a dirty house.
You pay your taxes quicker than you wash your dishes.
You do a good job at paying someone to clean your place every once in a while.
Problem is, you cant pay someone to shower for you.
yo up your personal hygiene game a notch.
Im saying this as a friend.
Same thing applies to dirtwhy clean if its going to come back anyway…right?
Or the big crack on the mirror.
You dont even see the big mustard stain on your blouse.
Or the giant zit on your neck.
And still you wonder why your boyfriend cheated on you.
In your case, the scales tip clearly toward sloppiness.
You actually get a headache when everythings too clean or orderly.
Right near all the cockroaches.
Next to the empty pizza boxesto the left of the bowl of fossilized mac n cheese.
