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Updated 1 year ago,April 3, 2024
Its easy to find the partyjust follow you.
Youre like a bomb-sniffing dog when it comes to parties.
But youre an air sign and thus an airhead and are therefore very easily distracted.
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Carefree and careless, fun and funny, you are easily bored but never boring.
The punch line is that you dont even smokeunless you light yourself on fire!
You are so down for fun, you get insanely jealous if anyone has more fun than you do.
Youre always ready for something new and exciting that youve never done before and could never see yourself doing.
You are always up for new experiences, no matter the collateral damage.
There was the time you flew to Paris just for a slice of cheesecake.
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And the time you dove naked off the high board into the pool on the cruise ship.
And then there were all the things you did that were too wild to discuss in polite company.
Even if youre not having fun, its important to you that peoplethinkyou are.
You aim to hey and want to be at every partyfirst to get there and last to leave.
OK, maybe not thefirstto get there, because that winds up looking lonely and desperate.
Flaming body shots of tequila?
You say what everyone is thinking but is terrified to say.
So to onlookers, youre fun; to the person youre insulting, youre NOT so fun.
Your fun comes at the expense of others.
In private, though, you are one miserable little girl.
You carry water, but you have a little trouble carrying your liquor.
For you, fun is all about the night.
The magic of the night.
The buzz of the lights.
You squeeze every drop of life out of the night.
For you, the night is young until daylight.
You are extremely fununtil youre hung over.
Then its atotallydifferent story.
Its always more fun inside your head than in the outside world.
Any more people than that, and you want to hide.
Youre so cautious, sometimes its a miracle you’re able to muster up the courage to breathe.
You want to eat out, but you cant decide where.
Maybe you should order delivery?
You might even go out tonight if you werent afraid of getting in a car crash.
Youre feeling a little sick, anyway, so its best to stay in and sleep it off.
Its probably an allergy, but what if its a cold?
And if you went to the party, what if someone slipped something in your drink?
You dont like traveling to new places or encountering new ideas or sampling new food.
There are nuns whove taken a lifelong vow of silence who are more exciting than you are.
You take no risks.
Youre traditional, conservative, conventional…and as dull as a butter knife.
When it comes to having fun, youre pretty much a virgin.
You are more afraid of what can go wrong than you are excited about what could go right.
Practical and prudent, you’re free to be so boring that you make paint peel.
