For you, a busy day involves setting the alarm and then pressing the snooze button over and over.
This includes the boss!
You let heads roll on your way to getting ahead.
elizabeth lies
You have management skills mainly because you enjoy bossing people around.
This is why you function far better as a boss than as a worker.
The work week is sacred to you, which is why youre only lazy at night and on weekends.
People mistake the fact that you never waste effort for laziness.
But you work slowly and methodically like a crab scuttling across a bumpy ocean floor.
Youre actually more productive than people who make a point oflookinglike theyre working hard but are getting nothing done.
elizabeth lies
You take all of your sick days and vacation time, but you generally meet your goals.
Are you a hard worker, or are you lazy?
Youre a Gemini, so of course you cant make up your mind!
You start things but rarely finish them because you quickly lose interest and get easily distracted.
Group-natured by orientation, you are a popular member on team projects.
But its hard for you to get enthusiastic about working.
You work hardbut you tire easily.
Its not that you hate to work so much as you love to play.
You are not self-motivated in the slightest.
The only thing youre motivated to do is sleep.
You enjoy your time sipping rum in a hammock under the sun and wish that was your full-time job.
Youre easily distracted, which is why you stopped reading this mid-sentence to check yourFacebook.
Unlike your namesake the fish, you are not always moving.
You are very hard to train; its even harder to keep you on a steady routine.
You would rather stand around the water cooler gossiping.
you’ve got the option to focus if something captures your interest, but that rarely happens.
Youre easily bored and are always scratching yourself and yawning.
Im going to write this pretending as if youre reading it, but everyone knows youre still asleep.
For you, a busy day involves setting the alarm and then pressing the snooze button over and over.
You would rather go to jail than work a day job, because people dont do much in jail.
