You will murder them if you’re free to get away with it.
Failing that, youll go for manslaughter.
You will murder them if you could get away with it.
Christopher Campbell
Failing that, youll go for manslaughter.
You strike hard and oftenand its direct rather than sneaky.
Your wounded pride never heals until youve inflicted fatal wounds on your assailant.
Once wronged, your revenge will be immediate and decisive.
Your revenge is hotter than a pistol thats just been fired.
Hotter than a vat of boiling grease thrown in your enemys face.
Christopher Campbell
You dont have the patience nor the time to plot revenge.
Like a thousand suns exploding, there will be anger and threats and broken windows.
Then, as quickly as it started, youll stop.
When it comes to revenge, you follow a scorched-earth policy.
Your antagonist will be dead to you, Mafia-style.
They wont even feel bad for what they did in the first place.
Theyll just want to avoid you at all costs, even crossing the street when they see you.
Being the unpredictable schizo that you are, you could go either way.
Youre never lukewarm, never both hot and coldyoure either all the way hot or all the way cold.
You will either punch them in the face or never speak to them again.
You are not above hot rage and cold crueltyin fact, you think they complement each other.
Your poisonous sting leaves no room for forgivenessonly complete destruction.
You go from deliberate to unhinged once your plan is in motion.
You lash out with hot anger but take cold satisfaction in their pain.
Once you shut the door on someone, its closed forever.
Youre never aggressiveonly passive-aggressive.
You will take time to plan your revenge, which mostly involves refusing to forgive them.
Your revenge is not immediate.
Its much more deliberate.
Its war on the installment plan.
And right at the perfect moment, you stick in the knife.
You are very sneaky about revenge.
Hell, even false criminal charges.
Not violence or screaming or throwing things.
You will strike when they think youve cooled down, when you least expect it.
And you are extremely careful not to leave fingerprints.
In keeping with your name, you will look as innocent as a virgin.
You take a passive glee in making your enemy feel guilty and humble and prostrate and submissive.
But even your revenge is tepid and indirect.
Rather than have them beg for your forgiveness, youll make them pay restitution to a third party.
You carry the hate around rather than purge it by smashing them in the head with a vase.
So if youre cold, its only toward yourself.
So youre not the coldest because your revenge is almost totally directed inward.
Usually, youre pretty chilluntil someone steps on your toes, at which point youre frozen.
You will get angry, but you wont let your enemy see it.
You not onlyholda grudgeyou bench-press it.
And you will verify your enemy suffers, but you will also wait until they arent looking.
