ARIES: You were born a firecracker with a quarter-inch fuse.
You start arguments AND end them, even if the other side has no interest in arguing.
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Updated 8 years ago,October 16, 2017
The scales of justice are dispassionate and rational.
You see it as undignified to lose your cool.
You may be boiling inside, but you hardly ever let it show.
You have the patience of the saints.
You seek to keep the peace, even at the price of your sanity.
Plenty of things anger you, but you hold it in.
Instead of punching a hole in the wall, you hide in your bedroom.
On the rare occasions you lose your patience, you regain it within five minutes.
Id suggest expressing your anger more.
That way you wont develop an ulcer.
You will seek any excuse not to get angry until you run out of excuses.
It takes quite a while for you to warm up from room temperature to boiling.
When you finally express your anger, its through cutting insults rather than throwing a vase at the fireplace.
Dont they know you have a poisonous stinger on your tail?
The main reason you finally get angry because people always fail to meet your expectations.
Because they treat you in ways youd never think of treating them.
But you chew on your anger for a while before spitting it out.
Once youre angry, its like a car thats overheated.
It will take a while before you’re able to drive it again.
You are the twinshalf-longsuffering, half-rageaholic.
Thats you when it comes to mood swings.
I really wish youd make up your mind, because Im starting to lose patience with you.
Before that happens, youd rather deal with your anger by ghosting people or sulking quietly away from them.
And you dont hold onto your anger because whats the point?
Itll just make you tired.
For you, the cycle of anger is sort of like having an orgasm.
When you get angry, you get EXTREMELY angry.
At least they take the edge off.
But sometimes nothing will take the edge off, and thats when the knives come out.
You are the water carrier, but did you ever wonder why that is?
Its so you could pour it over the head of whoevers pissing you off at the moment.
And thats before kicking them in the groin.
You were born a firecracker with a quarter-inch fuse.
You start arguments AND end them, even if the other side has no interest in arguing.
Youre even pissed off at the fact that I say youre an angry person.
Did you ever see those old movies from MGM where the lion roars at the beginning?
Why is the lion so angry?
The movie hasnt even started yet!
Theres nothing to get angry about…yet.
Who gets angry when nothing has even happened yet tomakethem angry?
You do, Leo.
