GEMINI: You dont give a f*ck.
You dont even HAVE a f*ck to give.
You sold all your f*cks long ago.
God & Man
Someone could hit your emotions with a brick and you still wouldnt feel anything.
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Updated 7 years ago,March 14, 2018
You cry at the sight of puppies.
You are one easily bruised banana, honey.
Youre a blubbering emotional mess who really needs to get your feelings in check.
Maybe you should give some of your feelings to someone else, because you clearly have too many.
Despite your namesake, you are definitely not a virgin when it comes to taking things too personally.
God & Man
People feel as if they have to tiptoe around you for fear of triggering your minefield of emotions.
You cant receive a compliment without twisting it into an insult.
Im sorry, what was that you saidthe lights are too bright in here?
And its too crowded?
And the musics a little too loud?
And the drinks are too strong?
No, its just that youreway too sensitive!Huhthat was mean of me to say?
Thanks for proving my point!
If youre really into someone in a romantic sense, youreverysensitive about what they think about you.
If you dont like them, meh, it doesnt matter.
This is why its a good idea to always carry extra tissues and tampons with you.
On the outside, youre a bull; on the inside, youre a little baby bunny.
Youre ridiculously touchy about yourself, whats said about you, and how other people perceive you.
But when it comes to the feelings of others, sharks have more empathy.
Well, I just had to pay a late fee on my car insurance.
Your ego is big enough for twothree, actually, if youre flying coach.
Even so, they should have sent you a birthday card…even though you didnt send them one.
For you, the scales are tipped in favor of not giving a single flying fuck.
Who the hell wears a dress like that, anyway?
Like the archer after which youre named, your harsh words can send an arrow straight through someones heart.
Your insults are crass, crude, calculated, and meant to destroy.
Who did they think they were trying to eat French fries off your dinner plate without asking, anyway?
You dont give a fuck.
You dont even HAVE a fuck to give.
You sold all your fucks long ago.
Someone could hit your emotions with a brick and you still wouldnt feel anything.
Someone could break a plate over your feelings, and all youd do is ask for another plate.
