PISCES: You are forgivingWAY TOO forgiving for your own good.
If Gandhi and Mother Teresa had a baby, it would be you.
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Updated 7 years ago,March 12, 2018
You are forgivingWAY TOO forgiving for your own good.
Peyman Naderi
If Gandhi and Mother Teresa had a baby, it would be you.
Youre a bit of a pushover, arent you?
You are so quick to apologize, its like a mental version of premature ejaculation.
You will always accept a sincere apology.
You will forgive for a higher cause of keeping something good together like a friendship or a romance.
You will forgive if you hear genuine remorse or if you deem the person worth giving another chance.
Peyman Naderi
You burn white-hot with rage…at first.
But it doesnt last long.
And maybe something a little extra to make up for the damage.
Maybe dinner would be nice.
Or that weekend vacation youve been dying to take.
A little token of their remorse.
Your split personality splits along how extreme the transgression was.
You forgive thelittlethings easily.
Thebigthings, not so much.
The one thing you wont forgive is romantic infidelity.
Oh, and if anyone says anything bad about your family.
So thats two things.
You will also forgive if youre in love.
If not, forget about it.
So thats three things.
So, OK, actually there are a lot of things you wont forgive.
You will get salty with them, even when forgiving them.
You want them to squirm just a little.
You will forgive someone a maximum of twice.
Third time is deadly.
You also enjoy watching them grovel, because it gives you back the upper hand.
You dont hold grudges, you just erase someone from your life.
Since you still hold their feet to the fire, its a weak kind of forgiveness.
Its really not forgiveness at all.
Its just a way of torturing the person who wronged you.
So youre much less generous with your forgiveness than you were before.
If they take an inch, you steal a mile.
Youll pretend you forgive on one conditionif you’re free to squeeze some huge favor out of them.
Otherwise, they dont deserve your forgiveness or attention.
And they sure as hell aint getting aChristmas cardfrom you this year.
You take things personallyprobably more personally than anyone ever intends them.
You would rather hurt them back ten times as much as they hurt you instead of ever forgiving them.
But your revenge is also personal.
You seek to hurt.
To get them fired and/or ostracized.
Once someone trips your alarm, they will have hell to pay.
Getting on your bad side is like crossing aserial killer.
To you, there is no such thing as overkill.
They deserve everything they have coming to them for being foolish enough to cross you in the first place.
Someone would have better luck accidentally stepping on the Devils hoofs than in crossing you.
They will be praying for your forgiveness as you cast them into the lake of fire.
