TAURUS: Youre about a half-inch deep.
Very shallow and superficial.
In your mind, the only possible thing greater than you would be two of you.
Enis Yavuz
The reason youre called the bull is because youre always ready to bully others into submission.
You build yourself up by tearing others down.
Its like talking to a brick wall.
It would never occur to you that youre supposed to return everyones kindness with kind acts of your own.
Youre about a half-inch deep.
Very shallow and superficial.
Enis Yavuz
In your mind, the only possible thing greater than you would betwoof you.
Your favorite thing in the world is a mirror.
Youre so full of yourself, youre practically bursting at the seams.
You never stop badmouthing your exes while youre working your deadly charms on a new victim.
You love-bomb your prey and then freeze up the minute youve captured them.
after you snag their attention, you no longer desire it.
Your pleasure trumps everyone elses feelings every time.
Not only do you seek to rule the world, you think youdeserveto do so.
To you, the only outrage is that the world hasnt already surrendered to your superior wisdom and charm.
If people only realized how great you are, you wouldnt have to be so narcissistic.
Theres a reason your tarot card is the Devil.
You think quite highly of yourself, dontcha?
Youre glad to step on whoever is foolish enough to block your path.
If it lights your fire, you dont care who gets burned.
And when someone crosses you, they will learn to regret it.
Thats when you arch your back and start waving your stinger around.
Protiplearn the difference between assertiveness and bitchiness.
Quit letting it all hang out and start tucking it back inplease!
Your ego is as inflated as one of those giant balloons in the Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade.
Youre worried that everyones always talking about youwhy would they have to?
Youre doing it all the time yourself!
We all have flaws!
you should probably show compassion and be willing to help others to prove youre not totally stuck on yourself.
Sometimes youre sweet and generousIll give you that much.
By the way, Ive had a bad weekcan you loan me $40?
You are one needy little squirrel.
Codependent and submissive by nature, youre a bit too clingy to be a narcissist.
Youre not nearly self-confident or arrogant enough to be classified as a narcissist.
Youd rather hook up with a narcissist than to be one.
And yes, for better or worse, youre able to be kind and compassionatesometimes to a fault.
You might be better off being a little more narcissistic.
Or at least try being self-centered every once in a while?
It might do you some good!
If you were actually a self-centered narcissist, youd make better decisions in life.
True narcissists arent this self-destructive.
You nave no need for an inflated ego, but then again you have noreasonto have one, either.
You dont think youre that great, and everyone else generally agrees with you.
Its not even that youre humble so much as you are negative.
Sometimes you even underestimate yourself.
Actually, it wouldnt hurt for you to think a little bitmorehighly of yourself.
You are too considerate and conscientious and selfless and giving to be a narcissist.
You are a follower, not a leader.
The one who gives compliments rather than seeks them.
The giver, not the taker.
At times, you seem to only exist to make all the worlds narcissists feel better about themselves.
You are more likely to get stomped on than to do the stomping, you poor little delicate flower.
I think its time for the humble little fish to morph into a great white shark.
