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Updated 7 years ago,December 13, 2017
You are all business, no pleasure.
As serious as cancer.
You are as grave as a cemetery.
Nik MacMilian
Even when you attempt to be funny, theres a deadly seriousness behind it.
Try ityou might like it.
Around you, things are always heavy, never light.
You walk around like youve just been sold a used car by the Grim Reaper.
You cry at comedies.
You also cry at tragedies.
Nik MacMilian
Basically you cry a lot, and I wish youd cheer the hell up.
Even if you find something to be hilarious, you wont laugh.
Youll just say Thats funny with a deadpan face, with that unsmiling stony mug of yours.
Whos that I see emerging from the darkness and shadows?
Why, its Debbie Downer, sulking her way back into townstern, solemn, and pokerfaced like usual.
Yes, I realize you have a lot of pressure on you.
Yes, I realize that a lot of people depend on you.
Yes, I realize that life is often difficult, cruel, and unfair.
Take two chill pills, turn that frown upside down, and call me in the morning.
Youd be good at planning a war, but not a party.
A funeral, but not a baby shower.
An escape route, but not a road trip.
Just being around you would make a drunk person sober right up.
Either lighten up or Ill do the lightening for you.
You swing back and forth on the spectrum between the serious and silly.
When it comes to being serious or silly, youre sensible.
You delicately balance the scales right in between serious and silly.
Sometimes youre grouchy and grumpy.
Other times youre goofy and cuddly.
Mostly it depends on what part of your monthly cycle youre on.
OK, not mostlyentirely.If Aunt Flo is in town, youre as serious as a coroner.
Most of the rest of the month, though, youre a bright and shiny delight.
It all hinges on your wacky hormones.
OK, finally were getting to the FUN side of the zodiac.
Seriously, some of those star signs at the top of this list can be a real bummer!
But even here, youre not fun all the time.
Youre serious during the week, silly on the weekends.
On weekdays youre dealing with spreadsheets; on weekends youre spreading out under the sheets.
You work hard so that you’ve got the option to play hard.
But seriously, Im glad that it’s possible for you to be silly.
Sure you have serious goals, but you never let yourself get weighed down by them.
Nine times out of ten, youre a big ball of fun.
Its that tenth time that can ruin a whole evening.Seriously.
The party doesnt start until you get there, and it stops the moment you leave.
You are an icebreaker, not an ice maker.
You are a lover, not a fighter.
You are a clown, not a bring-me-down.
You are all pleasure, no business.
