LEO: You pray when youre in trouble, but thats about as far as it goes.
To God, youre like that annoying friend who only calls when you need something.
You dont care about superficial appearances, only the deeper meaning.
Yoann Boyer
You are tuned in to the internal and the eternal rather than the external and the temporary.
Your only problem getting dressed in the morning is fitting your clothes over your giant angel wings.
You always go deep and never shallow.
You dont get hung up on superficialities and always see the bigger picture.
You realize that when you fall, the universe will catch you.
Your Third Eye has 20/20 vision.
Yoann Boyer
You are a dreamer.
A poet, A singer.
Most of all, a lover rather than a fighter.
Youd rather have a clean conscience than a new car.
But you dont forget to take your vitamins, vacuum the carpet, and brush your teeth, either.
After all, you realize that God isnt going to doeverythingfor you.
You believe in God, but you also believe that God doesnt need your help.
Youre also of the belief that God isnt particularly interested in hearing your problems.
You pray when youre in trouble, but thats about as far as it goes.
To God, youre like that annoying friend who only calls when you need something.
You figure there will be plenty of time to be spiritual in the afterlife.
But for now, you have rent to pay and food to put on the table.
You are half-saint, half-sinner.
You have one foot in this world, one in the otherworldly.
When it comes to the afterlife, youd prefer to spend summers in heaven and winters in hell.
No one wants to hear about it, anyway.
Youd rather live in the real world than in the pretend world.
Youd rather have an orgasm than an epiphany.
Youd rather masturbate than meditate.
Youd rather eat a sandwich than talk to God.
Youd rather someone give you a $20 bill than have them donate it to charity.
While everyone else has their eyes focused up toward the skies, you keep your eyes on the prize.
You are too irreverent to be spiritual.
You get tempted to laugh in church.
When people tell you that God spoke to them, you demand to hear the voicemail message.
Youd rather get your hands dirty than have your sins forgiven.
Youre not one to trifle with incense and incantationsyoure all about direct action.
If someone does you wrong, you dont prayyou get revenge.
For you, a spiritual experience is getting drunk and being surrounded by hot guys.
Youd take that over angels and harps any day of the weekeven Sundays!
You are one super-duper-practical girl.
You focus on the external rather than the internal.
On what the eyes can see rather than what you see when you close your eyes.
On the here and now instead of the hereafter.
If you cant see it, you wont believe it.
